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Marathoners x Run Champs: Who Actually Knows How to Run?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Join us for a 5K Community Run down the world-famous Venice Boardwalk. 🏁 The Marathon Run Club – 5K Community…

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
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WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…

NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
HEART's Nancy Wilson: "I've Got Songs, But I'm Also Tired of Sleeping on Tour Buses"
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NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…

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Lunar Lantern Festival – People Light Up the Sky with Thousands of Floating Lanterns Because Apparently the Moon Needs More Light

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Lunar Lantern Festival: Where Dreams Go Up in Smoke! Join us for the most environmentally questionable event of 2026! Watch…

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“Chocoholics Unite: NYC’s 2026 Salon du Chocolat Promises to Melt Your Wallet and Your Diet”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Attention, chocoholics! đŸ« Get ready for the most important event of your life (or at least your sweet tooth’s life)!…

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“MazatlĂĄn Banda Fest: When La Original Banda el LimĂłn, Band Carnaval, and Other Loud Neighbors Decide to Throw a Party”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

MazatlĂĄn Banda Fest at Santa Fe Springs Swap Meet: Because nothing says “family fun” like a 5:30pm start time! 😂…

HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover
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HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

HGTV, the network that brings you hours of people arguing about granite countertops, has decided to renovate its own reputation…

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Grupo Trilhar – Mar 26: Adoção: De Papelada Ă  Vida Real, a Saga Que NinguĂ©m Contou

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Trilhar Group: Where Adoption Drama Meets Group Therapy! 🎭 Join the Grupo Trilhar for monthly virtual meetings filled with adoption…

BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’
BEHEMOTH's Satanic Saga: Banned in Turkey Because Apparently Heavy Metal Is More Dangerous Than Actual Evil
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BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…

Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy
OMG, IT'S HAPPENING — AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO SEE IT (OR AT LEAST PRETENDING TO)
Breaking, Movie News

Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Holy bandages, Batman! The Mummy franchise is clawing its way out of the tomb once again, and this time it’s…

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