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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…

Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
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Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…

Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
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Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…

Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
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Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
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Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video
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Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this?! 🤯 ANTHRAX is finally releasing a new album, and it’s only been…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…

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