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Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂
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Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…

🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! 🔥
🕹️ Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game That Literally Drags You to Hell! 🔥
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🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! 🔥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2025April 2, 2025

Attention, gamers and adrenaline junkies! 🎮 A new sensation is on the horizon — “Doom: The Dark Ages,” promising not…

Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲
Scandal of the Century: Vladimir Putin Appears as a Skater in the COD Update! 🤯🔥
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Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2025February 23, 2025

Attention, true gamers and meme enthusiasts – brace yourselves for some shock content! Over the past few days, the internet…

🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
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🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2025February 3, 2025

Electronic Arts has once again proven that innovation is for losers, and money is for winners! In a shocking yet…

🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸
🚀 The Most Expensive Free Game in History: Star Citizen’s «Free» Access Costs $1 MILLION a DAY! 😱
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🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸

Finn McFrameNovember 25, 2024November 25, 2024

In a stunning turn of events, Cloud Imperium Games has once again decided to let the entire universe of Star…

🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯
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🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯

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