Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…
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Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…
Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…
Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…
Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…
You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…
You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…
Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…