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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
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Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…

Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
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Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…

Blue States Get To Keep Their Money Apparently
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Blue States Get To Keep Their Money Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The Trump administration has decided to rescind its effort to freeze $10 billion in childcare and social assistance funding for…

Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans
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Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

For over a decade, we’ve been hearing whispers about a folding iPhone, and it looks like Apple is finally ready…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

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