Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 Biggest Wings N’ Wheels EVER! 🚗🛩️ They’re shutting down a whole runway at Northeast Florida Regional Airport, 4900…
Tag: Florida
Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap
More like temper tantrums than protests! These snowflakes can’t handle a secure border. Attorney General Uthmeier is right; time for…
“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…
Lilith’s Demise in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
Deathcore from Miami, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…
SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album
In a groundbreaking interview with J.J. Caithcart of Different Stages Radio (which, let’s be honest, nobody’s ever heard of), Brent…
Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…