Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Eonmusic at Hellfest 2025, SAVATAGE bassist Johnny Lee Middleton revealed the band’s ingenious…
Tag: Florida
St. Pete Events: Prepare for Sunshine, Mayhem, and Questionable Decisions
OMG! St. Petersburg is, like, THE place to be! 💅 Get ready for the “Most-Loved” events! 😂 Concerts, sports, and…
Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…
VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…
Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…
Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! 🙄 Because the first one was just *so* good,…
Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🤣 Seriously, it’s like…
Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
DeSantis’s Florida: Now With More Alligators AND Detention Centers
Florida, led by our fearless leader DeSantis, is doubling down on securing our borders and making sure those pesky illegals…
SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…