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Tag: France

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
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Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
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‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother

FinnMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…

Kronos at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Kronos at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from France!

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!

[LONG]: Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
🤡 All for One, None for the Audience: Feminist Musketeers Flop Hard! 📉🎬
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⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭

FinnFebruary 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…

Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡
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Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡

FinnOctober 17, 2024October 17, 2024

In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to «promote creativity and teamwork»…

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