Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? 🤣 CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…
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Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.🤡 He’s…
Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…
Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet
**Could this BE any more basic? 🤪 “Friends”-themed trivia night! Chandler Hill Vineyards is hosting this snooze-fest. Prepare for lobster…
GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files
Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the…
‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…
Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…
Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)
Oh, look, another leftist virtue-signaling project! A dead journalist and a “save the rainforest” book? How original! Probably funded by…
Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…