🎉 Get ready to trip the night away at Drom NYC this Friday! 🎉
Who needs reality when you’ve got Tame Impala and friends? 🎶 DJ Nick Marc is spinning all the groovy, psychedelic, and indie jams to make your brain melt (in a good way). Think Tame Impala, MGMT, Beach House, and more—basically, a playlist for your next existential crisis. 🤯
📍 Drom: 85 Avenue A, East Village, Manhattan. Doors open at 11pm, because who parties before midnight anyway? 21+ only, so leave the kids at home. 🚫
Tickets? You’ve got options: snag advance tickets for guaranteed admission (because FOMO is real) or try your luck with the free RSVP list (first 50 get in, so set those alarms). Pro tip: the RSVP list is already full, so maybe just buy a ticket and save yourself the stress. 😅
Get your dancing shoes on and prepare to lose yourself in the music. See you there! 🕺✨
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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