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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! ๐Ÿ™„ The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglenโ€™s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right
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ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? ๐Ÿคฃ Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! ๐Ÿคฎ Witness Tanner Hall…

Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
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Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” ๐Ÿคฎ by future “artists”…

Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate
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Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party and their Deep State allies! These government workers, probably card-carrying members…

Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

Pokรฉmon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)
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Pokรฉmon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ˜ฑ Mega Evolution is making a comeback in 2025, because apparently, the Pokรฉmon Company thinks we haven’t suffered enough. Pokรฉmon…

Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
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Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds ๐Ÿ˜ด, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…

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