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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
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The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! 🎉 Let the 666 Days…

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Music for the Masses: Celebrating the Awkward, Hairy, Synth-Obsessed 80s Scene in Chicago

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Saturday, February 7, 2026, prepare your trench coats for the Beat Kitchen at 2100 West Belmont, Chicago, where Orlove by…

The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
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The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida

FinnJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…

City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
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City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…

CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
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CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…

Autocratisch Leiderschap voor Dummies: Hoe je een eikel bent en toch denkt dat je iedereen verenigt
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Autocratisch Leiderschap voor Dummies: Hoe je een eikel bent en toch denkt dat je iedereen verenigt

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 20, 2026

Behold, the most thrilling webinar of 2024! 🥳 Free MS Teams chaos awaits you on January 23, 2024, because nothing…

Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor
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Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚨 WARNING: The Antigravity Academy invites you to a “casual community hang” at Sundance on January 18, 2025. 🚨 The…

Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió
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Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready for “Soluciones Positivas para Familias,” because nothing says fun like seven mandatory Thursday mornings listening to the NJICCP.…

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The Athletic Molars: A Sports Dentist’s Guide to Taking an Elbow to the Face

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

WEBINAR DATE CHANGE: Wednesday 28th January 8pm SYD time / 9am UK time! Because apparently time zones are hard. 🙄…

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