Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…
Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…
Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…
Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…
EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…
Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…