The Great American Employment Circus: Clown Cars, Tightropes, and Other Job Report Shenanigans
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Tag: games
Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC
🚨 BREAKING: Rainbow Six Siege is turning 10 and Ubisoft decided to throw a rave with rule changes instead of…
Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist
🚨BREAKING: Capcom Is Apparently Rebooting Your Childhood Trauma—Again—With Resident Evil Code Veronica & Zero Remakes!🎉 😱 In a shocking twist…
US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…
Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…
Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible
Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks, because Remedy Entertainment just dropped a sequel so mind-bending that it might actually cause…
My Hero Academia: When Your Hero Card Finally Gets the Ban Hammer
Breaking News: The World’s Most Important Anime Finally Ends After 10 Years of Emotional Blackmail! 🎠Gather ’round, children! It’s…
As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were
House Democrats Release New Epstein Photos in Latest Desperate Attempt to Drag Trump Through the Mud In a move that…
The Old ‘Street Fighter’ Movie Is Actually Good
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A 14-Year-Old’s Birthday Trauma Exposed in Shocking 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Film Review 🎂💥 So there I was,…
John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (PC) Preview—When Your Graphics Card Cries for Help
Imagine a world where the only thing standing between you and total existential dread is a chainsaw, a chainsaw-wielding mutant,…