“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! 😹 Those hard-rocking has-beens, TYKETTO, are gracing us with their presence…
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…
Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…
Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)
Oh, look, another “interactive experience” nobody asked for is “coming in hot.” 🔥 Yeah, because we’re all just DYING to…
Kamala “Not Done Yet” Harris Teases 2024 Run: Buckle Up, America
Kamala “Heels-Up” Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat in 2024, is STILL yapping about maybe, possibly, someday being President! Does…
Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to whine now that President Trump is making America great again!…