Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…
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Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…
OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail
Folks, can you believe this? A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put up a Halloween float with an image from Auschwitz.…
“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…
Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! 😹 Those hard-rocking has-beens, TYKETTO, are gracing us with their presence…
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…