5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…
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Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Boasts About Meaningless ‘Double Album’: Claims It’s Their Most Meaningful Pile of Garbage Ever
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, bless their hearts, have FINALLY crawled out of their beer-soaked slumber and completed recording the sequel to…
Atheist Gets Religion After Seeing Dead People, Believers Rejoice
Looks like CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re pushing some spooky “deathbed vision” garbage. As if we…
PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…
“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…
Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…
Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever
CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🤣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…
Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…