CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…
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Bernie “Fight the Man” Sanders Tells Dems to “Fight the (Redistricting) Man,” CNN Agrees, World Yawns
Bernie Sanders, still kicking and screaming about Trump’s success! He whines about Texas Republicans’ redistricting, calling it an attempt to…
CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…
Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…
Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…
Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…
Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…
Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…
Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…