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Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…

Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…

Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
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Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…

Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…

Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Elephant Reads CNN

Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…

Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
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Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
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OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…

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