IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…
Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…
Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…
MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…
EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…
Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…
NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…