“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”
Grolier Club’s Super Exclusive, *Free* (But Not Really) Book Nerd Fest 😏 **Registration** 🤓: If you’re a Grolier Club member…
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“Santa’s Sweatshop: Gozo Para Houston ‘Gifts’ Poor Kids Broken Toys and Capitalism’s Leftovers”
🎄 Houston’s Free Christmas Extravaganza: Because Nothing Says “Joy” Like Desperate Giveaways! 13 de diciembre · Puertas abren a las…
Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches
When a Christmas concert ends, the real magic begins… in the Help Center! 🎄😂 The Nashville African American Wind Symphony’s…
LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)
LIONS AT THE GATE, the supergroup 🙄 featuring ex-ILL NIÑO rejects Cristian Machado (still screaming into the void), Ahrue “Luster”…
Flea’s Solo Album Dropping in 2026 – Get Ready to Wait, Pepper Heads
After five glorious decades of slapping the bass 🎸 in the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (because, let’s face it, that’s…
AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…
James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…
Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
AI Bullshit: Why Your Portfolio is About to Get Skynet-ted
Nvidia, the Deep State’s favorite chipmaker, posts “blockbuster” earnings, but the stock dips? Sounds like Soros is shorting it, folks!…
Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! 🎉…