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Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Breaking, Games News

Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…

Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
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Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
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CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

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