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DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
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DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…

Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
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Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…

Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
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Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos 🙄, is launching a crowdfunding…

Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
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Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…

5 whole questions about the Michigan Terror Plot Arrests (as if anyone cares)
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5 whole questions about the Michigan Terror Plot Arrests (as if anyone cares)

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, and guess where? Michigan! You know, that state that’s been trying to sneakily turn…

Dick Cheney’s Doc Spills the Tea: How to Keep a Veep Running (Even When He’s Got More Wires Than a Robot) | CNN
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Dick Cheney’s Doc Spills the Tea: How to Keep a Veep Running (Even When He’s Got More Wires Than a Robot) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State mourns! Dick Cheney, the man who knew where the bodies were buried (probably literally), has finally…

‘Daddy’s Girl’ Does Something Brave, Backed by Familiar Dark Forces
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‘Daddy’s Girl’ Does Something Brave, Backed by Familiar Dark Forces

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re mourning Dick Cheney, the so-called “controversial” VP, who, according to them,…

“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
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“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…

Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
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Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…

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