Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
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JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…
Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…
TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…
RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…