Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
Tag: horror
Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…
Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
**OMG! 😱 Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian 🇮🇷 director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! 🎬🍷 Get ready to be spooked!…
Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…
The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show🎃👻 screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…
Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…
Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…