Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
Tag: horror
Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels
Oh, look, CNN is promoting some new “adult animated series” called ‘Haunted Hotel.’ I bet it’s just another platform for…
Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State FTC, still licking its wounds from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! 🗓️ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…
CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…
Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…
Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…