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Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
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Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
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CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…

Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
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Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
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Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…

RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
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RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
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NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
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Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again🫦 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
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BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…

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