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CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels
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CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is promoting some new “adult animated series” called ‘Haunted Hotel.’ I bet it’s just another platform for…

Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too
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Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Deep State FTC, still licking its wounds from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! 🗓️ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…

Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
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Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…

Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
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Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…

CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
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CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…

Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
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Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…

Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
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Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
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White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Oh, the horror! 🤣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, 🗓️Saturday, September 20th, 🕗8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…

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