Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…
Tag: horror
From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…
Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…
Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…
AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest
Oh, great, another day, another liberal company whining about data breaches! Seems like AT&T, probably run by a bunch of…
Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…
Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…
Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout
Magnet Releasing, AKA Magnolia Pictures’ attempt to be edgy, has graced us with a trailer and poster for RABBIT TRAP,…
CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…