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CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
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CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…

Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror
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Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Okay, so apparently Friday the 13th and that overgrown man-child, Jason Voorhees, have been battling it out in court like…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎭…

World’s Biggest Moneybags Dumps Israeli Stocks Like They’re Hot Potatoes: Gaza Shenanigans Edition
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World’s Biggest Moneybags Dumps Israeli Stocks Like They’re Hot Potatoes: Gaza Shenanigans Edition

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, Norway, Norway, always sticking your socialist nose where it doesn’t belong! Seems like Norway’s $2 trillion sovereign wealth fund…

So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
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So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd

FinnAugust 11, 2025August 12, 2025

Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…

Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
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Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Thanos, that big purple grape🍇 who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…

‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)
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‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, no, not another movie where we have to Google “Does the dog die?” 🙄 Seriously, people, toughen up! If…

RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
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RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…

IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
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IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…

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