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Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
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Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…

Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
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Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…

Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People
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Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…

Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
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Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…

Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…

End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
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End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…

Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More
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Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, look, another Dead by Daylight crossover. 🙄 Because what this game REALLY needs is MORE content instead of, you…

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