Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…
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Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…
WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…
Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…
OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…
Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…
Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…
Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…
G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…
Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…