M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)
OMG! 😱 ‘M3GAN 2.0’ just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s even more ridiculously amazing than the first one!…
Tag: horror
Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…
OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels
So, get this: Vocalist Oscar Garcia’s ego trip, I mean, version of TERRORIZER, cleverly disguised as TERRORIZER LA (because originality…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…
From Victim to Influencer: How Right-Wing Celeb Drama is Turning Young Women into Brainwashed Zombies
Oh, the horror! It seems the liberal media is clutching its pearls over the rise of conservative women’s media. They’re…
Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs
Oh, the horror! The socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to guilt-trip us with sob stories about how Trump’s…
DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening
Oh, the horror! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump is streamlining the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, getting rid of…
ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…
**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…
SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…