Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…
Tag: horror
Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge
Another day, another Obama-appointed judge (quelle surprise!) kneecapping President Trump’s efforts to MAGA. This time, Judge Denise Casper—probably a secret…
Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…
Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…
Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! 🤪 Bloober…
US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently
Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Sen. Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, claims he was “forcibly removed” from a Homeland Security…
The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…
DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……
Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…
Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…