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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin

FinnJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…

Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…

Zohran Mamdani: Too Hot for the Hot Dogs, Too Spicy for the Status Quo
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Zohran Mamdani: Too Hot for the Hot Dogs, Too Spicy for the Status Quo

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is losing its mind over some socialist winning a primary in New York. Quelle surprise! Of…

Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
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Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…

Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch
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Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! A disgruntled ex-employee, probably a card-carrying member of the Socialist Democrats, is crying foul because the Justice…

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Elephant Reads CNN

American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…

NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…

Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Breaking, Games News

Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…

AI’s gonna steal your job? Cry about it here
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AI’s gonna steal your job? Cry about it here

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Silicon Valley elites, probably funded by Soros himself, are now whining that AI will steal our jobs.…

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