Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival
OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives…
Tag: horror
KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…
James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
OMG! James Cameron, the guy who thinks blue aliens are still cool, is slumming it with some fantasy book called…
“Unforgettable” New Movie Guaranteed to Make You Gasp (and Maybe Snore)
Oh boy, film “fans” are “eagerly” awaiting another pretentious art-house flick that’s apparently so mind-blowing, it’s making people gasp louder…
SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…
Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…
David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
OMG, another Superman article? 🙄 As if we haven’t seen enough spandex-clad saviors. Apparently, some fanboy decided to bless us…
Netflix dares to drop ‘scariest movie ever’ (as if we haven’t heard that before) with a ‘jaw-dropping plot twist’ (that probably makes no sense) that left fans screaming (probably from boredom)
Netflix is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Barbarian, a cinematic masterpiece so terrifying, it’s been scientifically proven to make…
Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…
People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…