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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
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Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
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Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
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Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
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NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…

Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
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Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…

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