Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…
FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…
Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…
MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive
The MOBA landscape is about to get a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m not talking about another lazy rehashing…
Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…
Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…
GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…
Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…