20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…
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Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…
Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…
‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…
Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…
John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!
Oh look, another “A Quiet Place” sequel is coming because apparently, the world just can’t get enough of people tiptoeing…
Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…
Pyjama Poetry Party: Hollie McNish & Laurie Bolger’s Bedtime Bash
**Attention all sleepyheads and poetry lovers!** Get ready to snuggle up in your PJs for a night of *motherhood madness*…
OFFICIAL RIVER NORTH BAR CRAWL: Irish You Were Here (5th Annual) — Because Who Needs Liver Cells Anyway?
Here’s the article rewritten in a satirical, funny style with trolling: Attention all degenerate drinkers! Get ready to celebrate St.…
Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!
Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…