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NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
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Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
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More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
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More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…

Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
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Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

Apparently a lot of gunfire still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Apparently a lot of gunfire still

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
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Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…

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