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Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
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Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…

My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind
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My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every…

“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Elephant Reads CNN

“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…

Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
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Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Seems like these “demonstrations” outside the ICE facility near Chicago are just a pathetic attempt…

Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C
Elephant Reads CNN

Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media! They parade this poor illegal immigrant around because his daughter has cancer. And…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…

Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”
Elephant Reads CNN

Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those South Korean workers at the Hyundai…

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