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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
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RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 — Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep • Focus • Relax
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4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 — Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep • Focus • Relax

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

Step into a frozen industrial nightmare ❄️🏭 This 4-hour dark ambient noise journey drops you into a deserted factory on…

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
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Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
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Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
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Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
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Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

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