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GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
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GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…

Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’
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Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…

Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
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Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…

ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
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ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…

Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
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Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…

SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival
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SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Get ready to clutch your pearls and hide your keyboards, because the internet’s favorite symphony of outrage has found its…

SORRY, THIS WEBINAR IS FULL (JUST LIKE SARA MARCONI’S PLATE)
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SORRY, THIS WEBINAR IS FULL (JUST LIKE SARA MARCONI’S PLATE)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Ascoltate, piccoli goblin creativi! 🧙‍♂️ Il 20 gennaio 2026 (alle 15:00? Boh, controllate!) vi aspetta il webinar gratuito “Cappelli di…

Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
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Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…

CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR
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CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎮 Oh No, Not Again! The Great VR Modder Meltdown of 2026 🎮 Hold onto your headsets, folks, because the…

Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers
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Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

🚀 Ready to feel the magic of emotional intelligence? 🎩✨ Vanessa Druskat is hosting a “team-building” session that promises to…

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