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“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History
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“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 Abuse, addiction, and trauma?** 🙄 As if we haven’t heard that before. 🙄 Get ready for “The Boy…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…

OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?
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OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear?! Sony is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Stray on PlayStation Plus Essential! Yes, the…

CVS down, prescriptions grounded, public in shambles
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CVS down, prescriptions grounded, public in shambles

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? CVS, another victim of the Woke Cloud! You know, the one Hillary Clinton probably set…

The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
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The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…

Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business
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Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Ah, yes, another “unexplained” internet outage. You know, the kind that ALWAYS seems to happen when conservatives start exposing the…

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