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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
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Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
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FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
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Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…

Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
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Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
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Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…

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