Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is actually praising President Trump for brokering a peace deal in Gaza? It’s…
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Winds of Change? More Like Winds of “We Need the Money,” Plus Maybe Some New Noise and a Giggle or Two
WINDS OF PLAGUE, those symphonic deathcore… things… that you probably forgot existed, decided to grace us with their presence at…
Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL
Oh, look, another indie darling bites the dust! 😭 Heart Machine, those guys who made Hyper Light Drifter (you know,…
OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs
So, Mark Jansen’s band before the one everyone actually cares about, AFTER FOREVER, decided to dust off their instruments and…
YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…
GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…
Oh No! Another Happy Haunting Gone Horribly Wrong
OMG! 😱 A woman DIED 💀 on the Haunted Mansion?! Like, seriously? Did she not read the fine print about…
Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…