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Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense
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Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄*STOP MAKING SENSE* is back! 4K restored!🤡 It’s from 1984, directed by Jonathan Demme. David Byrne & Co. at…

2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For
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2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 U don’t wanna miss the Pre-EMMY Awards Celebration on Saturday, September 13th, 2025! It’s honoring the 77th Primetime…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most thrilling event EVER! 🤡 Friday, September 12th, get ready to squeeze your whole squad…

“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right
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“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 A WWI pilot goes back to being a RAILROAD detective! 🚂💨 He’s gotta find $25,000 and a missing…

Silence: Priceless, Until It Costs You Your Fortune
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Silence: Priceless, Until It Costs You Your Fortune

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! The Cost of Silence?! 🎬🤫 More like the cost of popcorn!🍿 A “groundbreaking” doc by Mark Manning, filmed secretly…

“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”
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“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the illegality? CNN is clutching its pearls over a completely justified ICE raid…

Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
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Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…

‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
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‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…

ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
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ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…

Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
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Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…

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