CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
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Israel throws wild party, Gaza edition
Oh, boo-hoo! More crocodile tears from the liberal media about those poor Gazans. Cry me a river! I bet those…
Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
2-Item Minimum Per Guest 😂 Valid ID Required for Entry 👮♀️ First Come, First Served Seating 🪑 No Outside Food…
The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 🤪– Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…
HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloš Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…
“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…
From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…
Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…
How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…