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Tag: KISS

The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
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The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

πŸŽ‰ BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…

CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
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CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…

Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
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Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…

Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
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Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅β€” Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…

KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
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KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ’‹, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…

Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
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Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…

Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans
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Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because this is HUGE! 🀩 Remember that time Epic Games and Google went at it like…

The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🀯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker πŸ‘‘,…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🀣…

PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist
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PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, peasants! PUDDLE OF MUDD, those titans of… well, *something*, have unleashed their latest auditory assault upon the world: a…

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