New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
Tag: KISS
Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing
Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…
The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…
CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…
Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…
Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS 👴👵— Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…
KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💋, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…
Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…
Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because this is HUGE! 🤩 Remember that time Epic Games and Google went at it like…
The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…