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Tag: KISS

The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist
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PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, peasants! PUDDLE OF MUDD, those titans of… well, *something*, have unleashed their latest auditory assault upon the world: a…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter
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VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

So, like, KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent (you know, the dude who kinda looked like a rejected glam rocker from a…

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
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Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…

Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
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Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…

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