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Tag: KISS

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…

Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
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Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…

Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
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Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…

Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
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Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…

Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
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Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! 🤪 Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…

Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles
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Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

In a recent chin-wag with Brazil’s Rádio Kiss FM 92.5, that dude Jeff Scott Soto – you know, the guy…

G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed
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G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The “woke” G7 is panicking because China is cutting off their supply of shiny rocks! Looks like someone forgot to…

Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks
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Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks

FinnJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

OMG, get ready to have your minds BLOWN 🤯! “Incredibles 3” is CONFIRMED! But wait, there’s a twist! Brad Bird,…

Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
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Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…

Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive
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Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

DEEP PURPLE‘s “Rapture Of The Deep” – The Album So Forgettable, They Had to Remix It! 🤣 Turns 20! Celebrate…

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