NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…
Tag: Laptop
Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…
Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…
UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…
Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! 🤪 Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…
WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…
DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…
Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…
AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)
Okay, so AVerMedia, bless their little hearts, thinks DSLRs are making a “comeback.” 😂 Did they just wake up from…