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Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…

AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
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AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
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Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…

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