EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…
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Jacko’s Take: Ozzy’s Last Gig Was Basically a Pre-Death Party
In a recent interview with *Rolling Stone UK*, Jack Osbourne, otherwise known as “Ozzy’s spawn,” shared some profound insights 🙄…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…
CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…
BLKOUT Walls Mural Fest: Detroit Gets 10 More Reasons to Pretend It’s Not Detroit
Wow, Detroit, still trying to be relevant in 2025?😂 The BLKOUT Walls Mural Festival is back for its THIRD whole…
Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…
Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…
Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…
OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…