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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

πŸŽ€πŸŽΈπŸ’€Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently
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LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent interview with The Horror Nerd (because who else would be interviewing her? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ), 1980s hard rock queen…

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
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Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…

SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
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SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. πŸ™„ During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…

Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)
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Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

DEF LEPPARD, those lovable dinosaurs πŸ¦•, have graced us with some “behind-the-scenes” footage of Vivian Campbell’s triumphant return to the…

TRUBAR Founder Reveals Shocking Secrets: Turns Out “Wellness” is Just Expensive Snacks and Wishful Thinking
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TRUBAR Founder Reveals Shocking Secrets: Turns Out “Wellness” is Just Expensive Snacks and Wishful Thinking

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Fuel your body with…vegan protein bars that taste like dessert? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart. TRUBAR founder Erica Groussman,…

OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT πŸ‘΅πŸ» Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🀣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! πŸŽ‚πŸ’€
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OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT πŸ‘΅πŸ» Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🀣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! πŸŽ‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! πŸ‘΅ Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…

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