Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…
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Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…
Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…
OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…
Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…
Trump Signs Bill Because Apparently Fentanyl Wasn’t Illicit Enough Already
CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, reports that he’s signing a bipartisan bill to crack down on fentanyl. Of…
K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…
Dr. Gundry Reveals the Shocking Secret: How Fermented Pickles and Olive Oil Made Celebrities Look Slightly Less Terrible
Health is wealth, or so they say!💰 Dr. Steven Gundry, a man who clearly hasn’t met a vegetable he likes,…
Xiaomi’s Mix Flip 2: Finally, a Foldable That Won’t Break the Bank (Unless You Buy All the Accessories)
Oh, honey, Xiaomi’s at it again. Just when you thought they couldn’t possibly cram more useless gadgets into our lives,…
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ – Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
Dean DeLeo of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (RIP Scott Weiland and Chester Bennington 💀) and TRIP THE WITCH (who?) is back…