🎉 The Return of the Beer Fest: A Decade of Hops and Hilarity! 🍺
📅 January 31st, 2026
📍 Pure Project Miramar (9030 Kenamar Dr., San Diego, CA 92121)
⏰ VIP Hour: 11:30am-1pm; GA: 1-5pm
🎪 Parking lot turned beer garden with food trucks, live bands, games, and rare brews (because why not?)
🎵 Live music by bands TBD (because surprise!)
💚 $1 from every ticket goes to Wildcoast (save the waves, save the world)
🍻 VIP: 6 drink tokens + glass; GA: 6 drink tokens + glass; DD: just vibes (and $1 to charity)
#BeerFest #AnniversaryParty #SaveTheWaves #DrinkResponsibly #ButNotTooResponsibly 🍻
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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