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Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already 🙄🤘
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Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already 🙄🤘

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you HEAR?! Someone actually FILMED Metallica playing “Creeping Death” in Syracuse! 🙄 I mean, who cares, right?…

🤘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases — Find Out How!
🎸 Lifetime Antivirus from Metallica for $274 — Is it Worth it?
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🤘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases — Find Out How!

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Attention all metalheads and loud music lovers! Legendary band Metallica has an exclusive offering: the deluxe reissue of their iconic…

Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife👴
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Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife👴

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! 🙄 Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏
Musical Detective: Kirk Hammett and His Collection of 'Borrowed' Riffs" 💸
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The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2025March 21, 2025

The music world is buzzing with anticipation! 🎸 Kirk Hammett, the legendary guitarist of Metallica, is set to release a…

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🎸🦇 Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! 🔥🐾

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2025February 5, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, UK — A legendary concert or an absolute madhouse? The original lineup of Black Sabbath — Ozzy Osbourne, Tony…

🎸 « Metallica Stole Our Riffs! » – The Offspring’s Noodles Reveals Shocking Guitar Theft Allegations 🤘
😡 « Garage Inc.? More Like Garage THEFT! » – Noodles Exposes Metallica’s ‘Inspiration’ Tactics 🎸
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🎸 « Metallica Stole Our Riffs! » – The Offspring’s Noodles Reveals Shocking Guitar Theft Allegations 🤘

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2025January 5, 2025

When punk rock legends The Offspring and heavy metal titans Metallica shared the stage, it wasn’t just a battle of…

Sick New World 2025 Canceled Over Greed and Hidden Fees 🤘💸
$5M for Metallica? The Ridiculous Demands That Killed Sick New World 2025 💀💰
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Sick New World 2025 Canceled Over Greed and Hidden Fees 🤘💸

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2024December 3, 2024

In what can only be described as a tragicomic implosion of epic proportions, the 2025 edition of the Sick New…

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