5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…
Day: June 18, 2025
M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…
Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…
Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)
Oh, boy, here we go again! Obama, the former Divider-in-Chief, is back to lecture us on democracy, or what’s left…
Boulder Hate Crime: Is This Guy Really That Hateful or Just Having a Bad Hair Day
Oh, the tolerant Left! Here we have Mohamed Sabry Soliman, an Egyptian national and illegal alien, who allegedly tried to…
Liquid Death’s Newest Brainfart: Whiskey So Old, It’s Practically Fossilized
Ah, yes, more woke garbage from the liberal elites! “Liquid Death” water teams up with WhistlePig Whiskey to create “GraveStock…
Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…
Waymo Back in NYC: Still Begging for Robot Overlords
Oh, great, more robots taking American jobs, brought to you by the same folks who censor conservatives! Waymo, Google’s little…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…
Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over…