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American Public Transit: Now Brought to You By DraftKings
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American Public Transit: Now Brought to You By DraftKings

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s mismanagement of our cities. Now, they’re so desperate they need gambling companies…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…

Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…

Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients
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Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Looks like the woke Girl Scouts are at it again, pushing their leftist agenda with a new “Exploremores” cookie. What’s…

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart 🙄, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle 💪 to morph into…

Mads Mikkelsen vs Imaginary Menace: A Trailer for Fuller’s ‘Dust Bunny’ Where Childhood Fears Get a Viking Beatdown
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Mads Mikkelsen vs Imaginary Menace: A Trailer for Fuller’s ‘Dust Bunny’ Where Childhood Fears Get a Viking Beatdown

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh honey, let’s dive headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is Dust Bunny, brought to you by the one and…

Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…

Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
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Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…

Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
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Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…

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